This Whole Story Is Garbage
Our office has a cleaner who comes in twice a week to clean up, empty the bins, and so on. She was on holiday, so as my bin was now full, I decided to empty mine and my colleagues’ bins. I collected a couple of large bags and got to work.
When I reached the Quality Manager, he gave me a smile and commented:
Quality Manager: “[My Name], you’re rubbish at this job.”
Me: *Light-heartedly* “Oh, ha, ha, ha.”
Admin Assistant: “Yeah, [My Name], where you bin?”
This got a little cheer from across the room, as she is usually the loudest one for groans and other exasperated noises whenever a pun war starts.
Admin Assistant: “I got one in! I’ve never done that before, but I got one in!”
Me: “I always knew she’d join in if we would litter.”
Design Engineer: “This is a waste of [My Name]’s skills.”
Quality Manager: “Did you get training for this, [My Name], or did you just pick it up as you went along?”
Technical Manager: “He read the manual litter by litter.”
Design Engineer: “If he doesn’t watch out, he’ll get the sack!”
Admin Assistant: “How do you all do it? I can’t think of any more puns!”
Quality Manager: “I’m surprised [My Name] hasn’t joined in.”
Me: “Hey! I did one earlier; you didn’t hear it.” *In an obviously fake indignant voice* “I think I’ve had enough of this trash talk!”
And as I had now finished the collection, I left the room with two very full bags to the sounds of a lot of groans. Sweet…