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A Steaming Cup Of Karma

, , , , , , , | Working | March 27, 2024

We don’t have a very big kitchen at work, so most of us keep our things in our desks. I go to make myself a drink and can’t find my cup. I realise I must have left it to dry, but when I check the kitchen, it’s not there, and there are no spares.

Coworker #1: “You all right?”

Me: “No, someone has taken my cup. Again.”

Coworker #1: “What did it look like?”

Me: “Neon orange. I bought it especially so no one would mistake it for theirs.”

Coworker #1: “I would check [Coworker #2]’s desk if I were you. She is always doing this; she can’t be bothered to get her own coffee and can’t be bothered to wash up her cup. She’s the reason we’re not allowed any spares.”

I walk back to my desk. [Coworker #2]’s desk is about halfway there.

Me: “Anyone seen my cup? Bright orange, can’t miss it.”

A few people murmur that they haven’t. Suddenly, [Coworker #2] seems totally transfixed by what’s on her screen.

Me: “You’ve not seen it, have you, [Coworker #2]? I really need a coffee. I’ve not had one all morning.”

Coworker #2: “Hmm? Oh, no. Sorry. Don’t really drink coffee.”

Oh, but what can I see? She has put my cup inside an empty upright folder. It’s still nearly full.

Me: “Oh, what’s this?! Some silly person has taken my cup and put it on your desk. Let me grab that for you — especially as I’m going to have to wash it up now.”

Coworker #2: “Wait.”

Me: “Yes?”

Coworker #2: “Err… never mind.”

I threw her drink down the drain, washed up, made my own drink, and slowly walked past her desk. Best tasting coffee I’ve ever had.

[Coworker #2] still didn’t buy her own cup because, “Why should I when there are cups already?”

A few weeks later, I caught her taking mine off the drying rack, so now, every time I wash mine, I hand dry everyone’s for them to take back to their desks.

With no cups for her to steal, you would think she would just go and buy one. Nope, she gets a new coffee delivered every day. She would rather spend £25-plus a week than buy a cup for £1 and wash it up. I will never understand some people.

Don’t You Know The Government Is Never Wrong?

, , , , , , , , | Working | March 27, 2024

I am the author of this story. In the comments, I wrote an update about what happened with SSI after we moved; I called the same local office and they refused to change the address unless I sent a letter from the landlord or Management Office saying where I live.

At the time, I was having problems contacting someone from my management office for a “composition letter”. (Anyone familiar with NYCHA [NYC Housing Authority] would understand this frustration.) So, once again, my mom called the main SSA number and had them change it. (She is also on SSI, so we tried to kill two birds with one stone.) They did warn me that the local office may need the composition letter (which we received a few days later and I sent out to the local office to avoid any problems).

At the end of January, my mom received a letter from SSA saying her benefits were being discontinued because of conflicting addresses; we later found out that the lady who changed our address saved both addresses for my mother, and her account was flagged for fraud. My mother sent the composition letter and they reopened her case.

Unfortunately for me, when SSI canceled my daughter’s benefits, it also canceled my authorization to advocate for her; it took another few weeks of calling multiple offices to get everything straightened out.

Then, it happened again. I sent my paystubs for a specific month. Usually, they send confirmation of my paystub information, but this time, it was different. They only sent information regarding three of the paystubs I submitted. Once again, I received a letter from SSI saying I made too much money for a specific time period (the same month that one showed three of the four paystubs), I owed them more money, and it would be taken out of my daughter’s monthly benefits. I knew this wasn’t right. After reviewing the recent letter and my paystubs, I knew I didn’t make the amount of money they claimed.

So, I called the local office, and I was transferred to the rudest employee. (I know this is the employee who refused to review my daughter’s account when I asked her to double-check my overpayment because I knew some of it was a mistake. She also insinuated that they don’t make mistakes because this is “what we are trained for”.) 

After explaining to her that there must be a mistake, I was expecting her to at least check my daughter’s account.

Rude Employee: “Why don’t you double-check your paystubs and then give us a call back?”

Me: “No, there is a mistake. On [week #1 date], I made [amount #1]. On [week #2 date], I made [amount #2]. On [week #3 date], I made [amount #3], and on [week #4 date], I made [amount #4].”

Rude Employee: “Ma’am, you are not adding your paystubs correctly. You made more money, and once you have the correct amount, you’ll see why you owe the money.”

We went back and forth like this for at least ten minutes, with me giving her the actual amounts from my paystubs and her insisting I was wrong. I was getting frustrated and decided I needed to speak with someone else

Me: *Angrily but calmly* “Ma’am, you are frustrating me and are not listening. I need to speak to someone else. May I please speak to a supervisor?”

Rude Employee: *Click*

She hung up on me.

I was now furious. I called the local office back and had to wait for another fifteen minutes before getting a live person. Thankfully, it was a different employee. I began to yell at this other employee about my previous interaction with the rude employee. (I am not proud of the yelling.) Once I was done, the employee addressed me.

Employee #2: “Ma’am, I am sorry you are so angry, but I want to help you. Let’s move on from the actions of the previous call and tell me what the problem is that you are having.”

I took a deep breath and explained everything. She put me on hold to look up my account, and then, finally, she returned.

Employee #2: “Sorry about the hold. There was a discrepancy with the [week #4 date] paystub. Instead of inputting [amount #4], they put what you made for the entire month. I have corrected the amount, and you no longer owe an overpayment. Is there anything else I can help you with?”

Me: “Yes, one last question. If I ask for a supervisor, isn’t the employee supposed to transfer me?”

Employee #2: “We are supposed to handle every problem with every solution we have available; if we can’t solve the problem, there is a request for a supervisor, or both, then we are supposed to take your information, and you receive a call back once your account is reviewed.”

I thanked her for her help and apologized for yelling at her. I decided to contact the employee who handles the paystubs in our main office to ask her for my entire pay period since the time my daughter was on SSI. When I returned home, I found every letter that SSI had sent and reviewed them with my paystubs. It turned out that a huge chunk of the overpayment (about one-third) was wrong. I realized that for two months, they sent me two paystub confirmations for each month, meaning my income was inputted twice. 

When I first received notice of the huge overpayment a couple of years ago, I went to the local office to fight this overpayment as it claimed I made almost double the amount; this was the first time I met the Rude Employee. I had to bring a spreadsheet of my expenses, and all she did was question my expenses — for example, she said I was paying too much rent, even though I pay according to my income — and she refused to look into the overpayment. Had the Rude Employee at least looked into the account, she would’ve noticed the error.

With this new information, I called the general number for the Social Security Administration, explained the situation, and asked if I could appeal the overpayment decision from a few years ago. They informed me that I could, but I would have to call the local office to get it done. Once again, I called the local office and spoke with another employee about appealing the overpayment from a few years ago. He scheduled me a phone appointment. (The office was still closed because of the global health crisis.)

I was quite nervous because I was afraid I was going to get the Rude Employee. Thankfully, I got a very nice employee, and she and I had the same last name. I explained to her that someone from her office was constantly doubling my income.

Nice Employee: “Yeah, that’s a common mistake.”

She put me on a brief hold, and when she returned:

Nice Employee: “Here’s what I am going to do. Fax me everything you have. Once I have everything, I will investigate this matter. If you are right, your overpayment will be canceled, and if you overpaid, we will return it to you.”

I was happy that, finally, this overpayment was being investigated. Lo and behold, the next month, my daughter received a few hundred dollars more, and I received a letter saying that the huge overpayment was done in error. So far, everything is over and in order… for now.

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Microsoft Not Works

, , | Working | March 26, 2024

Many MANY years ago, I was going on holiday and my bosses (my supervisor and our manager) hired a temp to look after the place while I was gone for a few weeks. It was nothing fancy, just some light helpdesk work, support around a hundred-and-fifty users in one building over five floors on Windows 95 (at the time). It was basic MS Word and Excel, easy hardware troubleshooting… that kind of thing.

It’s the first day of me showing him the ropes.

Me: “Oh, can you copy that file, please.”

Temp: “How do I do that?”

After picking my jaw up off the ground (remember, this is meant to be a techie), we move on:

Me: “Move the file explorer window over so we can see something behind it.”

Temp: “How do I do that?”

They got a new temp in the first week I was away.

You’d Expect This From Preschoolers, Not Grown-Ups

, , , , , , | Working | March 25, 2024

We had a new hire get fired during training because she thought it was funny to prop her filthy feet (she was wearing sandals) on the shoulders of other new hires in the class. The trainer told her in no uncertain terms that this was inappropriate behavior and it needed to stop NOW!

New Hire: *Giggling* “I’m not hurting anyone.”

That didn’t go over well with the trainer or her classmates, but she “behaved” herself for the rest of the morning. Then, she decided to do it again after their lunch break.

This time, it didn’t go well for her. The classmate she propped her feet up on reached up and shoved the bottoms of her sandals so hard that her chair wheeled backward for a short distance and then tipped over, leaving her sprawled on the floor screaming her head off.

Just then, the trainer walked into the classroom.

Trainer: “Shut up, get up, grab your stuff, and go to the site supervisor’s office.”

There, she was promptly fired. [Trainer] told me later that she was screaming at the site supervisor:

New Hire: “[Classmate] should be fired, too! He assaulted me!”

Yeah, no. Not gonna happen.

A Different Kind Of Cash Flow Problem

, , , , , | Right | March 21, 2024

I ask a client for some financial documentation for a deadline, including several accounting reports on a cash-basis — as opposed to an accrual basis. The two are different ways of accounting, to put it in the most basic terms.

The client emails back.

Client: “I cannot send you a CASH-basis Profit and Loss Statement. We do not deal in cash. We take credit cards only.”

I walked away from my computer at that point, walked into my boss’s office, and told him I was mentally done for the day.