(At my office there is a coworker who takes every opportunity to make out how he’s so much better than the rest of us and deserves ‘special’ privileges – which he doesn’t get because he’s also lazy. He’s notorious for complaining about anything another person has that he doesn’t. We are moving to a new office building where there is practically no car parking and all the staff have been informed. I’m disabled and have a permit that lets me use one of the disabled parking bays so I will be parking my car at the new place. He complains to the boss:)
Coworker: “This is discrimination and I’m going to complain!”
Manager: “About what?”
Coworker: “About how my parking space is being taken away from me! I’ve got a parking spot here but not at the new building!”
Manager: “Nobody has a parking space there. Heck, I don’t have a parking space there. We’ve all got to figure out how to get to work now. We’re all in the same boat.”
Coworker: *pointing at me* “So why does SHE get a parking spot, then? This is discrimination!”
Manager: “…She’s got disabled parking.”
Coworker: “Then I demand it, too!”
Manager: “Are you disabled?”
Coworker: “No, but why does she get special treatment that I don’t get?”
Manager: “…Because she’s disabled?”
Coworker: “I DEMAND the same privileges!”
Manager: “Then go get yourself in the same kind of car accident that smashed her up and we’ll talk.”