A Texasperstingly Long Way
(It is the early 80s, the days of 55 mph speed limits and 15 mpg cars. I live in Harlingen, TX, which is in the far south of Texas near the border with Mexico. I am on the phone to a company executive from New Jersey.)
Exec: “Some of us are flying to Dallas for a conference next week, and we thought we’d rent a car and pop down to your office to visit on our free day.”
Me: “Well, you’ll need at least two days, preferably three.”
Exec: “Why? It’s a pretty small office, isn’t it?”
Me: “Yes, but Dallas is well over 500 miles away. You’re looking at ten hours of driving each way, not counting stops for food or gas.”
Exec: “But… it’s in the same state.”