The Voice Of Unreason
(This event takes place late on a Friday afternoon.)
Me: “Good afternoon, [Company]”
Caller: “Hello, it’s [Client]. Can I speak to [Coworker #1]?”
Me: “Certainly, [Client]. One moment please.” *calls Coworker #1*
Coworker #?: *fast-paced, high-pitched fake voice* “Hello, [My Name]!”
Me: *completely thrown* “Is [Coworker #1] there…?”
Coworker #?: *fast-paced, high-pitched fake voice* “Yes, this is [Coworker #1], ready to take your call!”
Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
Coworker #2: *normal voice, laughing* “Here he is.”
Coworker #1: “Hi. Who’s calling me?”
Me: *still laughing*