A man walks in and just exclaims as loudly as possible:
Customer: “PAPERCLIPS, STAPLES, AND RECEIPTS!”
I walk with him to buy these three things. I start by showing him the receipts, and he starts moaning how they are way too expensive, but he picks them up anyway. The same goes for the other two items.
We get to the register, and after he exclaims that he has a discount, I ask him the name of his company and type it in, but it doesn’t come up. I try everything I can to find it but to no avail. I then ask him if he remembers how high his discount is so I can put it in manually.
Customer: “Well, I shop here almost every day, so it’s got to be 50%.”
I had never seen him here before, so he can’t shop here that much! Also, NO ONE HAS A DISCOUNT OF 50%!
Me: “I’m sorry, but it’s not possible. We have government departments that shop with us, and even they don’t even get 50% off.”
Customer: *Yelling* “I get 50% off at your competitors! You’re just stupid! You have just cost your company millions of dollars in purchases!”
Me: *Bored by his rant* “You are welcome to go to our competitors to shop there.”
He stormed out without his items.
I used to work at my now-competitor store and I know that they have REALLY STRICT rules about discounts: if you’re not in the system, you get none!
Lo and behold, he came back five minutes later and bought everything from me at 10% off. I gave him my brightest smile and served him politely, all the while laughing evilly inside.
I then phoned my boss and asked her about the guy, and she told me that he only shops with us about twice a month, so she only signed him up for the 5% discount. I had the pleasure of being at work when she explained to him that she did not appreciate customers berating her employees and that he would only get a 5% from now on.
Related:
Don’t Discount The Customer’s Ability To Discount, Part 20
Don’t Discount The Customer’s Ability To Discount, Part 19
Don’t Discount The Customer’s Ability To Discount, Part 18
Don’t Discount The Customer’s Ability To Discount, Part 17
Don’t Discount The Customer’s Ability To Discount, Part 16