A Card-Carrying Member Of The Idiot Club

| VA, USA | At The Checkout, Crazy Requests, Extra Stupid, Health & Body

Me: “Will this be everything?”

Customer: “Yes.” *watches as I pick up each item, handle it to turn it over, scan it and place it in a bag*

Me: “Your total is [total]. You can slide your card now, right there.”

Customer: *slides card*

Me: “Oh, is it credit? May I see the card?”

Customer: *holds the card in front of my face and waves it back and forth, so I can’t see it*

Me: “Uh…”

Customer: “You can SEE it, but you can’t touch it.” *patronizing smile* “That’s how GERMS get passed around.”

Me: “Well, can you hold it still for just a moment?”

Customer: “I don’t want to catch anything…” *holds card still… and continues lecturing about germs*

Me: “Okay, now you just sign there on the pin pad and hit ‘Done.'”

Customer: “You have to be very careful!” *grabs pin pad and attached pen (which has, by that afternoon, been handled by hundreds of people)* “I never let anyone touch my cards!”

Email Fail, Part 4

, | MA, USA | Extra Stupid, Technology

(I’m currently in the process of signing up a customer for a rewards card.)

Me: “I’m gonna need an email address to finish the process of signing you up.”

Customer: “I don’t have one.”

Me: “Oh, well maybe your husband does?”

Customer: “Oh, yeah, he does. It’s yahoo.com.”

Me: “Ah, well, it needs the first part of the email. Do you have that?”

Customer: “It’s yahoo.com.”

Me: “Right, well it still needs the beginning part. For example, if I were to make an account I might do “[My Name]@yahoo.com” or something like that.”

Customer: “Oh oh, then let’s do “[Husband]@yahoo.com.”

Me: “Well, he would have to create the account like that.”

Customer: “Oh.”

Me: “You can sign up next time, once you get your email created and stuff.” *begins to ring up her items*

Related:
Email Fail, Part 3
Email Fail, Part 2
Email Fail

There Is No App For Stupidity

| FL, USA | Extra Stupid, Technology

(I am showing a gentleman where our screen protectors are for iPads.)

Me: “Here is where we have all our screen protectors. Now to make sure we get the right one do you know which iPad you have?”

Customer: “Apple.”

Me: “That is the manufacturer, but do you know which model it is? The iPad I,II?, the mini?”

Customer: “Um, Apple?”