Wants A Business Card That Will Rule The Roost
(I work in a print department inside an office supply store. I am working the closing shift when I have a large family come up to my counter.)
Me: “How can I help you?”
Customer: “How much are business cards?”
(I ask what he does and explain what kind of cards we offer. As I’m speaking with him, I glance down to see he is holding a live chicken.)
Me: “Oh! You have a chicken!”
Customer: *narrows his eyes at me* “It’s a rooster.”
(He promptly turns with his entire family and leaves the store.)
Me: *on the radio* “Um, I just had a business card customer who brought a live chicken into the store.”
Coworkers: “No way!“
(Discussion ensued about what kind of person brings a chicken into ANY store. All I can say is I know have one of the best crazy customer stories!)