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The Intersection Of Spicy Content And Blackmail

, , , , , , , | Working | June 25, 2024

I work in the dietary department of a nursing home. The facility is in the process of being bought out by a company. My department manager goes to a meeting with all the other department heads and leadership from the new company. When he comes back, he’s having a conversation with the head cook.

Manager: “They’re promising us that our jobs are all safe.”

Cook: “That’s good. I’m in my fifties; I’m too old to start a new career.”

Manager: “Me, too. I’d have to get an Only Fans account or something.”

Cook: “I’ll send my friends and family nude pictures of me, and they’ll have to pay me to stop.”

Blood Sugar: High. Blood Sass: Even Higher.

, , , , , , , | Healthy | May 30, 2024

I work in a nursing home. I don’t want to sound like I’m making fun of the residents, but working with people with dementia can be a real trip, like the guy who screams and the lady who thinks I’m her grandmother. This one resident, though, is pretty sassy.

One day, I’m walking by and see a nurse trying to give her a shot.

Resident: “What are you doing?”

Nurse: “Giving you your insulin.”

Resident: *With some attitude* “What makes you think I don’t have enough?”

Another time, a medical aide asks for her finger so she can test her blood. The resident sticks out her middle finger.

Resident: “Is this one good?”

The Popcorn’s Not The Only Thing Popping

, , , , , , , | Healthy | May 22, 2024

I work in a nursing home. When I work Saturdays, I do an activity where I pop popcorn and put on a movie. This particular Saturday, I have a blind woman who wants to come in. I sit beside her, and at particular parts in the movie, I have to explain (quietly) what is happening.

I forget that there is a full-frontal male nude scene. The room starts laughing.

Blind Woman: “What happened?”

Me: “I forgot about the male nudity.”

Man: “I wish I was blind so I didn’t have to see it!”

When It’s Terrific Tuesday Every Day

, , , , , , , , , | Right | May 2, 2024

Our store is across the street from a nursing home. Almost every day, we see an older couple come into the store to just look around. They go through the same routine every day, and they don’t really buy anything, but we don’t mind. 

The husband comes over to me one day after we make eye contact and I smile at him a little.

Husband: “I wanted to say thanks for letting us come in every day. It really means the world to us.”

Me: “Oh, it’s no bother at all. I’m sure there are nicer places to visit than this little old store, though!” 

Husband: “Well, it’s for my wife. She has trouble remembering these days, but we always used to come to this store together every Tuesday, and she’d work through her list, thinking up all the dinners she’d feed us all week until the next Tuesday. She doesn’t remember who I am most days, but every time we come in here, it’s suddenly Tuesday, and she gets all excited about the dinners she wants to make.”

Me: “Oh… I… I don’t know what to say.” 

Husband: “Nothing to say. I just wanted to say thank you.”

His wife walked past with a list in her hand, smiling and calling her husband over to help her choose a cereal.

Every day for the next year, we’d see them reliving her Tuesdays, happy with her list, until one day we didn’t see them for a while. He came back a few weeks later to tell us that his wife was grocery shopping in Heaven now, and he couldn’t wait to try some of the meals she was cooking up for him one day.

We all loved him for how much he loved her.


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The Preacher’s Strife

, , , , , , , , | Right | December 30, 2023

Back in the summer of 2015, I am working at a nursing home where I am a housekeeper. Basically, my duties involve going into every resident’s room in my section to sweep, dust, mop, and clean the toilet, tile floor, shower, sink, and mirror.

This particular facility has four wings with twenty rooms each, and I have other miscellaneous duties that aren’t relevant to this story. If a resident has recently vacated, their room is given a “deep clean” to make the room available for a new resident as soon as possible.

The point is that it’s a lot of work to get through in an eight-hour shift, and while we housekeepers will have short conversations with the occasional guest or resident as we work, we don’t particularly have time to chat with random people.

One day, I am in the middle of a deep clean, scrubbing basically every surface of an empty room that I can manage. The cart I am using is in front of the open doorway to block it and to indicate that it is, in fact, not to be entered without good reason.

I am on my knees, scrubbing at a particularly stubborn spot on the floor — I make a conscious effort NOT to think about what certain stains may or may not be — when a pair of wingtip shoes comes into my vision.

This confuses me; as far as I have been concerned at this point, the fact that the cart is blocking the doorway should be a universal message: “Don’t come in; the room is being cleaned.”

I quickly run through the possibilities in my head of who these wingtips belong to, but none of the people who I think of would just rudely come into the room without at least announcing themselves. So, after only a second, I look up to see a stranger.

He looks friendly enough. He’s wearing a white shirt, tie, dress pants, and glasses — and, I notice, he has a Bible in one hand. The stranger opens his mouth to say something — I assume to introduce himself and start preaching about one thing or another — but I interrupt, and I’ll admit in hindsight that I could have been more diplomatic.

Me: “What are you doing in here?”

Stranger: *Pauses for a moment* “Oh, well, I was wondering if I could have a moment of your time—”

Me: *Interrupting again and pointing at the door* “No, you can’t. Get out.”

The stranger frowns at me here like a disappointed dad. I can tell, from personal experience of growing up in a Baptist God-fearing household, that I’m about to be lectured at best and browbeaten at worst. Southern politeness be d***ed, I am in no mood to give him the chance. So, I stand up.

I’m a six-foot-tall, 250-pound man and not exactly in the best of shape, but I can only guess that the stranger assumed I was a kindred spirit since he doesn’t seem to like that I’m not allowing him to treat me like some child.

Me: *Quietly* “With all due respect, I’m busy. I have a lot to do, and this is the last time I’m repeating myself: Get. Out. Of this room. Now.”

The stranger, obviously flustered, huffs, grumbles, and then stomps out of the room. I have the distinct feeling this won’t be the last I’ll hear of him, but I still go right back to work as soon as I push the cart he moved out from the doorway back to where I had it before.

Sure enough, ten minutes later, my supervisor politely knocks on the door frame, and when I look around to see him, I also see the stranger looking smug over his shoulder. Internally sighing, I stick my mop into the bucket and step up to my cart.

Me: *To [Supervisor]* “Yes, sir?”

Supervisor: “Hey, [My Name], I’ve been told by Mr. [Stranger] that you were rude to him, and he was insistent that I speak to you, ‘right now’.”

I take great care not to look at [Stranger] as I explain that I was in the process of deep-cleaning, and [Stranger] had walked in unannounced to try and preach at me. I neither deny my snappishness nor show any shame for what I said.

[Supervisor] nods along, not looking too surprised. I find out later that [Stranger] has a habit of stopping CNAs and nursing staff to give them long spiels about his faith, but this is the first time he has basically trespassed into a work zone. Somehow, this is the first time I’ve seen him; perhaps he usually keeps to a different wing of the facility.

After giving me a smile, [Supervisor] tells me to get back to work and politely but firmly escorts [Stranger] away. It isn’t until an hour later when I get on my break that I ask [Supervisor] what happened.

Apparently, [Stranger] was on his fourth last warning for bothering workers. The facility director was good friends with [Stranger] and his family, so [Stranger] often only got a finger-wagging and face-saving talking-to after all the times he was a nuisance. However, for reasons unknown to me, that director was recently replaced, and the new director is a stranger to [Stranger].

After the new director was given the story from [Supervisor], corroborated by the hallway security camera showing [Stranger] clearly walking up to my cart, looking into the room, and then moving the cart to go inside without permission, only to stomp back outside a minute later and nearly run into an old woman on crutches, [Stranger] was promptly banned from the facility, with threats of police if he was seen on the property again, and was escorted out of the building.

Supervisor: “He tried to get me to punish you for being rude to him, but — and [New Director] agreed with me — if I had been in your shoes, I’d have probably said a lot worse than ‘Get out.’ I did finally get a chance to speak my mind, though, when [New Director] gave me permission.”

Me: “I don’t think I’ve ever heard you swear.”

I personally think it should be noted here that [Supervisor] is a very kind man, though he can be tough when needed. He resembles a young Steve Harvey, complete with mustache, and has arms like a prime Mike Tyson. To this day, I don’t know what [Supervisor]’s backstory is, but he said something to me that has stuck with me, almost ten years later.

Supervisor: *Smiling with very white teeth* “You ain’t gotta cuss a man out to say something that cuts deep, [My Name]. Sometimes you just gotta tell it how it is and say what somebody needs to hear, especially if they don’t like it. And I said exactly what I needed to say to [Stranger] when I got my chance. He left without a peep.”

He never elaborated on what exactly he’d said to [Stranger], but from what I heard from the receptionist who saw him leave with security, he was “rather spooked”.

I never saw [Stranger] again, and I can only hope he learned his lesson.