The “Don’t Wig Out” Jokes Write Themselves
My wife’s friend is a nurse. We’ll call her Susie. Susie has a very positive and upbeat personality with a wild sense of style. She wears very bright clothes and likes to wear wigs. No, she does not have cancer, but she’s always rocking an awesome wig that matches her outfit. My wife even sends pics to me aside from the social media posts of their night. She wants to get wigs and lets me know by way of these pics.
One night at Bunco, Susie told the gals about one of her patients who clearly does not like her. She always has a grumpy face when looking at her and always has a problem. The patient is getting continuous care and has seen Susie regularly over the past few weeks, so this attitude has been grating on her over time. But this time, she crossed a line. Upon her latest visit, she told Susie:
Patient: “Your unprofessional wigs are making me sick! Stop wearing all these different crazy wigs!”
Right then and there, Susie took off her wig, making sure it clearly showed one of her reasons for wearing wigs in the first place. She had long clumps of hair that gnarled out in all directions, showing bald spots, as well. Susie has alopecia, and she told the gals that she lets it grow out to help fasten the wigs at times. It was quite the sight to behold
Susie: “Is this professional enough for you?”
Susie wished she could have a picture of the moment, but the way she described the lady’s snarled lip at the sight of her and in response to the action was classic. She gave me permission to share her story provided I changed names and didn’t get specific. Deal.
The patient never said anything mean to her again and even made an attempt at smiling the last time Susie saw her.