The Writing’s On The Wall With The Squirrels
(The phone rings.)
Me: “[Store]; good evening. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Hello? I need help. There are squirrels in my roof, and I—”
Me: “I am sorry to hear that, ma’am, but we do not offer any services to remove squirrels.”
Customer: “But you don’t understand. I buy everything from your store! Why can’t you help me? I can hear them through the walls!”
Me: “I understand, ma’am, and we appreciate your loyalty as a customer; however, we do not remove squirrels. We are a hardware store.”
Customer: *in tears* “What am I supposed to do? Why won’t you help me? Is there a manager I can speak to?”
(I transfer the call to my manager. Fifteen minutes later my manager comes up to me.)
Manager: “Did that call really just happen?”
Me: “Yes. Did you help her with the squirrels?”
Manager: *laughing hysterically* “If you ever pass me a call like that again, I’ll fire you!”
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