A Series Of Unfortunate Choices
(In kindergarten I was somewhat of an advanced reader, so my teachers occasionally had a hard time finding books for me to read. At one point, I had been given “A Series of Unfortunate Events”, which is somewhat of a disturbing book for a five-year-old. When I came home in tears after beginning to read it, my mom had to have a talk with the teacher who recommended it. This is what happens.)
Mom: “Why did you recommend this book to my son? He read it and started crying!”
Teacher: “Really? How come?”
Mom: “What do you mean how come? The main characters are imprisoned with an evil uncle who basically tortures them!”
Teacher: “Oh, I didn’t know that.”
Mom: “What? How could you not know?”
Teacher: “I didn’t read it first, if that’s what you mean. I had no idea.”
Mom: “Why didn’t you read it? What if it had something rude in it?”
Teacher: “Oh, I figured the plot didn’t matter as long as it was his reading level.”
Mom: “WHAT? How could the plot not matter!? You never should have given him that book!”
Teacher: “But it was his reading level…”
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