Inclusive… And Then Some!
I frequent a cafe where the owner goes all in for decorating whenever he has an excuse. However, as a straight man in his seventies, he’s not up to speed on the details of LGBTQ culture.
Owner: “I’ve just learned something! Did you know there’s more than one pride flag? I thought it was just the rainbow, but no, there are so many.”
Me: “[Owner], you ordered one of each, didn’t you?”
Owner: “Of course I did! Just you wait. Come back here in a week, and there will be more flags than you know what to do with.”
The next week, I’m back. I’m an early riser and usually one of the first customers, and as I arrive, [Owner] and one of his employees are still actively hanging flags.
Owner: “[My Name], come in! Look, they’ve all arrived. There’re so many!”
Me: “Wow, I don’t know what half of these flags are.”
Owner: “Aha, look what [Employee] made me.”
He pulls out a printout that shows each flag, its name, and what that label means.
Owner: “This one’s asexual — not sure why they’re stuck with such gloomy colors — and that’s bisexual. That one’s pansexual, which seems like it’s the same thing as bisexual but with nice colors.”
He opens a box.
Owner: “Let’s see who’s next. Well… who is this one?”
It’s got red bars at the top and bottom and a tree in the middle on a white bar.
Owner: “Let me see, it must be here somewhere… I can’t find it, but it’s when two women… I think it’s women…”‘
Me: “[Owner], I think that’s the Lebanese flag.”
Owner: “Lebanese, yes, thank you! That’s women who marry women, right?”
Employee: “[Owner], that’s lesbian. We talked about this, remember? Lebanese is like [Other Customer]. From Lebanon.”
Owner: “But when she said she was Lebanese, I thought…”
Employee: “You met her husband!”
Owner: “Well… I didn’t want to assume. Now, let’s pack that away until we work out when the Lebanese national holiday is, and we’ll pretend that we’re just showing solidarity with [Other Customer], shall we?”