(A customer brings in a steamer set.)
Customer: “This doesn’t work. It’s faulty.”
Me: “Okay, what seems to be the problem with the item?”
Customer: “It doesn’t steam the food.”
Me: “Okay, I’m just going to have to test it, to confirm that it’s faulty.” *I ask my coworker next to me* “How much water do I put in it?”
Customer: “You put water in it?”
(I work in enrollment in my university.)
Me: “What degree would you like to enroll in?”
Customer: “I don’t know.”
Me: “Well, what are you interested in?”
Customer: “Hot girls.”
Me: “You mean ‘Women’s Studies’?”
Customer: “Does that have lots of girls in it?”
Me: “Pretty much all girls.”
Customer: “Awesome, I’ll do that.”
(Note: ‘Women’s Studies’ studies feminism.)
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Customer: *walks up with an Xbox game* “Hi, I’d like to purchase this.”
(Later in the afternoon, the same customer from that morning comes in.)
Customer: “You! You sold me a bad game! You’ve ruined my son’s birthday!”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. What’s the problem?”
Customer: “My son asked for this game for his birthday! The machine said he can’t play it! What kind of cruel business do you run? Teasing small children!”
(I look at the disc and it’s in brand new condition.)
Me: “That’s odd, ma’am. I’ll just test it on our machine quickly.”
(I go over to our display case wear our consoles are set up. I start to put the disc in the Xbox.)
Customer: “I’m sorry, do you have any idea what you’re doing?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “You’re putting it in the wrong machine! It’s no wonder you sold me a faulty disc!”
Me: “What does his machine look like?”
Customer: “That one there!” *points at Playstation* “Don’t you dare tell me it’s a faulty machine. It plays the other discs fine!”
Me: “I’ll bet it does, ma’am, because those are Playstation games. And this is an Xbox game.”
Customer: “We’ll, why didn’t you tell me that when I purchased it?”
Me: “I didn’t know your son owned a Playstation.”
Customer: “Well, whose fault is that?!”
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(While driving a bus, I overhear this conversation between a mother and her child, right after a police car has driven by with lights and siren blaring.)
Child: “Mum, is that police car coming for us?”
Mother: “No, why?”
Child: “Because you told the bus driver I’m three and I’m really four.”
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Customer: “My mother is taking some medication and it is making her sick. Can you stop giving it to her?”
Me: “I’ll have to ask the pharmacist for you. What medication is it?”
Customer: “It’s a little white pill.”
Me: “You don’t know the name of it, sir? We do have many white pills in the pharmacy.”
Customer: “I think it’s for her heart… or her brain.”
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