Teachers Barely Make A Mint
(My classmate sees my teacher getting a mint out of his desk as he is asking to go the bathroom.)
Classmate: “Can I have a mint?”
Teacher: “No.”
Classmate: “Why?”
Teacher: “Because then I would have to give everyone a mint.”
Classmate: “Rock-paper-scissors, then.”
Teacher: “No.”
Classmate: “Best out of three.”
Teacher: “Just go to the bathroom.”
Classmate: *as he is walking out of the room, yells* “[Teacher] has mints!”
(Everyone stares at the teacher.)
Teacher: “D*** it, [Classmate]!”