Unfiltered Story #156859

, , | Unfiltered | July 6, 2019

(I work at a grocery store chain that’s pretty big here. Our competitors went on strike so our business is crazier than normal. I am ringing out a customer who has a week’s worth of groceries. I finish ringing her out and I begin to bag her items. The customer behind her has a bottle of Soda.)

Customer Behind: Yo, hurry the f*** up! I’m very busy!

Me: I’m sorry sir, I’ll be right with you once I finish bagging her order.

Customer Behind: *Starts pacing back and forth like a caged animal* Listen I’ve got to get the f*** out of here. Hurry the f*** up!

Me: *turns to customer I’m helping* I apologize for this. He apparently doesn’t know how to wait in line.

(The customer leaves and I cash him out)

Me: That’ll be $1.75

Customer: The f***? That’s too expensive. Nah, you’re playin.

Me: I’m sorry sir that’s the price.

Customer: Man this is some bullsh**. *Storms off and out of the store after snatching the receipt from my hands*

Unfiltered Story #156857

, , | Unfiltered | July 5, 2019

(Customer comes through using WIC for his order)

Me: Sir, this entire order is incorrect. I can call over my supervisor and she can show you what you can buy.

Customer: No, I buy this stuff every week. You’re lying to me.

Me: I assure you that you do not buy this every week sir.

Customer: Whatever, get your supervisor over here.

(My supervisor comes over and takes him to get the correct items. She returns about 20 minutes later with a horrified look on her face.)

Supervisor: *Whispering to me* Get this guy out of here as quickly as possible. He’s so f***ing rude.

(I check him out quickly and send him on his way but not before he has one last comment.)

Customer: F*** this place! This place sucks! I’ll be shopping at [Out of business competitor] from now on!

Unfiltered Story #156827

, , , | Unfiltered | July 2, 2019

I do food service at a local theme park. I had just got off of my break, and was walking back to the stand I was scheduled for that day. It’s July 4th, and had been raining slightly. A guest walks up to me with an umbrella opened. It’s 2:30 in the afternoon.
Customer: “Excuse me.”
Me: “Yes, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Where is the exit?”
We are literally standing in front of the main gate.
Me: “Umm, actually sir, it’s right here.”
Customer: “Oh, thank you. I rain is so bad, I just need to get out of it.”

Giving You His Angry Two Cents About Five Cents

, , , | Right | June 26, 2019

(I walk to the drive-thru window to cash out a customer.)

Me: “Just the medium hot coffee, sir?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “All right, that’s $2.23.”

Customer: “What? It’s $2.17.”

Me: “It was a few weeks ago. I guess some new taxes were added on. It’s a little stupid.” *meant to be a joke*

Customer: “Stupid?! THIS IS F****** OUTRAGEOUS!”

(I notice two kids in the backseat, crying.)


(This is where I turn to get my manager and tell her that I will not serve this man, and if she forces me to do so I will quit.)

Manager: “I don’t think it’s that big a deal.”

(She looks to see who it is. Her usual smile fades completely.)

Manager: “Don’t serve him. Lock the window and tell him he needs to leave.”

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A Fate Worse Than Death

, , , , | Learning | June 16, 2019

(I am a teacher’s assistant at an elementary school. I am eating lunch in my classroom, which is empty except for one of my coworkers and a student she’s having lunch with. I’m not paying attention to their conversation, until I hear this part.)

Coworker: “How do you know I’m not a spy from the future?”

Student: “Um… Ms. [My Name], help me!”

Me: “How do you know I’m not a spy, too?”

(The student stares at us in horror.)

Coworker: “Why do you think we wear all-black uniforms?”

Me: “We’re all time-traveling spies.”

Student: “You’re fibbing.”

Me: “All right, Ms. [Coworker], she has to be eliminated.”

Coworker: “You know what that means, right?”

Student: “…”

Me: “You have to go live in Canada.”

Student: *tearfully* “I hate Canada.”

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