Practicing Becoming An Old Bag
(I work for a store in a well-known chain of drug stores. I am working the front register when a customer comes up and puts down a small bag of nuts and a drink. I have a habit of asking if they would like a bag if their purchase is small or it looks like it will be eaten right away. I ask because we don’t have small bags, just the regular-sized grocery bags. Most customers don’t want to deal with a bag in this situation.)
Me: “Would you like a bag for this?”
Customer: “Well, it’s more than one item, so yeah. Wouldn’t you say?”
Me: *smiles, thinking she’s joking* “You don’t have to have one; it’s really up to you.”
Customer: *straight-faced* “No, it’s not. It’s your job.”
(I bag her items, a little stunned. I’d never had anyone demand a bag.)
Me: “Here you go. Have a nice day!”
Customer: *takes her bag and leaves without saying a word*
(I found out later that the same customer called to complain about me, and claimed I refused to give her a bag. My manager is cool and just laughed it off. I wonder what that customer would do in places like California where, due to a ban on plastic bags, they don’t ever give you a bag!)