I am in Yellowstone on a family vacation. There is a geyser there called Old Faithful that rather regularly goes off about every ninety minutes. As such, the Parks Service has a sign with an estimate of when it will be going off next.
On this particular day, the geyser is a few minutes late and there are some people at the information desk to complain about it. One of them stands out.
Guest: “It’s a hot day and my family has been waiting!”
Information Desk: “Sorry, sir, but the times are only estimates. It’s pretty regular, though, so it shouldn’t be a few more minutes before—”
Guest: “No! This is not what I paid for! My family needs a picture of the geyser and we can’t be expected to wait this long.”
Information Desk: “What is it you would like me to do, sir?”
Guest: “Well, don’t you have some sort of button that you can press or something?”
Information Desk: “A button? To make the geyser erupt?”
Guest: “Well?”
Information Desk: “I’ll pass that… suggestion to my manager, sir. However, if—”
Suddenly, as seen and heard from the viewing area at the visitor’s center, Old Faithful does its thing — loud, beautiful, and perfectly timed. The guest turns to see that his opportunity has passed and then glares back at the information desk worker.
Guest: “You did that on purpose!”
The guest storms off and the perplexed-looking worker locks eyes with me and has a moment of honesty.
Information Desk: “You know what? I wish I had.”