Sugared With Stupidity

, , , | Right | June 13, 2017

(I work at a coffee shop where we offer flavored coffee. The standard question is “would you like cream or sugar?”. This happens on drive-thru.)

Me: “Good afternoon, what can I get started for you?”

Customer: “Give me a hot caramel mocha.”

Me: “Cream and sugar?”

Customer: “What?!”

Me: “Would you like cream and sugar?”

Customer: “Why are you asking me that? Are you stupid? It doesn’t come with either!”

Me: “Okay, so, no cream and no sugar.”

Customer: “What the f*** are you talking about?”

Me: “Anything else?”

Customer: “Learn how to make coffee, idiot.” *pulls to window* “Can you add cream and sugar?”

Me: “…”