She Doesn’t Quite Appreciate Your Tune
I am a piano and organ salesman. Yes, I’ve heard all the jokes.
A lady comes into the store and proceeds to play (badly) every new piano we have.
Customer: *Loudly proclaiming* “None of these new pianos are any good! They’re all junk!”
Me: “Ma’am, these are Steinways, one of the world’s greatest pianos. I don’t see what the problem is.”
Customer: “My piano at home is much better; I can sing along with it. I can’t sing with these!”
I’m a bit perplexed. Can’t sing along with a new piano? Then, it hits me.
Me: “Ma’am, when’s the last time you had your piano tuned?”
Customer: “It’s never been tuned in all the years I’ve had it! It doesn’t need it!”
The piano had uniformly detuned over the years — not an unusual occurrence in our very dry climate — instead of certain strings detuning.
I offered to set her up with an appointment with our tuner, but she just said, “NO!” and stomped out of the store, complaining about how all our pianos were junk.