A Nonsensical Return
Customer: “I want to return this CD.”
She hands me a Carrie Underwood album.
Me: “What’s wrong with it?”
Customer: “One of the songs doesn’t make sense.”
Me: “Does the CD have trouble playing when it gets to that track?”
Customer: “No, it’s just the lyrics. I don’t get them.”
Me: “Have you tried looking up the meaning online?”
Customer: “I shouldn’t have to do that! Do you have a version of the song that makes sense?”
Me: “We do not.”
Customer: “Well, can you order it?”
Me: “We cannot.”
Customer: “Ugh. I knew I shouldn’t have voted for her on American Idol!”