Coked Up On Misleading Facts

| Working | May 25, 2015

Coworker #1: “Hey, Coworker #2, do you want a Reeses’ cup?”

Coworker #2: “No, those have sugar and eating too much sugar leads to diabetes! I don’t want to get diabetes.”

Coworker #1: “And how much sugar is in the Coke you’re drinking?”

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Raising A Voodoo Child

| Right | August 5, 2013

(I have been a music instructor for over three decades. An angry mom confronts me before her son’s drum lesson.)

Angry Mom: “Why are you showing my son all of these heavy metal and rock songs to play drums to?”

Me: “Because he asked me to. He seems to like that type of music.”

Angry Mom: “He most certainly DOES NOT like that music. It’s overtly sexual, violent and demonic. Why can’t you show him good music? Instead of this Metallica and ACDC garbage.”

Me: “Good music?”

Angry Mom: “YES! Good music. The 60s. Jimi Hendrix. The Beatles. The Rolling Stones?”

Me: “Maybe ‘Hey Joe,’ by Jimi Hendrix?”

Angry Mom: “Exactly!”

Me: “‘I’m just going down to shoot my old lady, I caught her messing around with another man….’ That ‘Hey Joe?'”

Angry Mom: “Yes! The classics!”

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