Unfiltered Story #209743

, | Unfiltered | September 28, 2020

I work at a science center and planetarium, where we charge admission costs to our shows and exhibits, for obvious reasons. You can buy both or you can pay half-priced for one. We also have discounts for children, seniors, veterans, and college students. Our prices are clearly stated on the door entering the building, displayed behind the front desk, and on our website. Despite this, typically, we get a lot of college students who are under the impression they can get into the exhibits for free. We have never had a problem with people assuming the shows are free until this, however.

Our planetarium is set up so the front desk is right next to the door to our theater and is directly across from the entrance. The doors are open as we are seating people. I am the only one at the desk and my boss has called me to tell me something important. Out of the corner of my eye, I see two people walk in. They take one look at me, see that I am preoccupied, and walk straight into the planetarium!

I quickly get off the line and run over to the entrance. I already see they have seated themselves so I yell “Excuse me! You have to pay!” The couple comes out begrudgingly after taking their sweet time. After a bit more meandering, they finally ask me for the price. I did not bother asking them if they were college students. They paid and went into the show again.

Why anyone thought they could sneak into a theater right next to the desk is beyond me!

Would Have Been Better Off Claiming An Invisible Disability

, , , , , | Right | August 24, 2020

I work at an open-air museum set up like a small townsite with a few houses surrounding it, which we call the farmsteads. The area is quite big so we provide scooters at reception for anyone who has difficulties walking.

Despite reception being located just in front of the townsite, most visitors end up going around the building and straight into the townsite.

A young and fit-looking woman returns from the townsite and arrives at reception.

Customer: “How come I keep seeing all these people on scooters? No one gave me a scooter when I came in!”

Receptionist: “We only provide scooters to anyone with a disability or trouble walking.”

Customer: “But I’m seven months pregnant! I want to see the manager!”

She does not appear to be more than two months pregnant, if at all.

Receptionist: “I’m sorry. If I had known, or if you had told me, I would have set one up for you once you came to reception before entering the site.”

Customer: “I didn’t come here when I arrived. I just walked around.”

Receptionist: “…”

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Snow Way They’re That Dumb, Part 2

, , , , , | Right | August 15, 2020

I work in a children’s museum that has a large event every year that involves snow.

Me: “Hi, thanks for calling [Museum]; how can I help you?”

Customer: “What time is the snow event open tomorrow?”

Me: “Ten to five every day; do you have any other questions?”

Customer: “Is it real snow?”

Me: “Yes, we have real snow.”

Customer: “Tell me, is it wet? Is it really cold, too?”

Me: “Have you ever visited anywhere where it snows? Big Bear or another destination like that?”

Customer: “Yes, but that wasn’t real snow!”

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What Planet Are They On?

, , , | Right | August 14, 2020

I work at a museum with a planetarium, which is one of the few things you have to pay extra for.

Guest: “Do you have to pay extra for planetarium tickets?”

Me: “Yes, you do. If you’re interested, you can buy them up here at the desk.”

Guest: “But I already bought planetarium tickets!”

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Artfully Setting Himself Up For Failure, Part 2

, , , , | Right | August 13, 2020

I work as a gallery attendant in a museum where my job is to talk to people about artworks in the galleries. We have this piece by the artist Joan Jonas — a lady who’s currently in her eighties — on display. Most people don’t recognize her name because she did her most famous works in the 1960s, so anyone too young to remember doesn’t often know her.

This guy who looks to be in his thirties and his mother come over.

Me: “This is done in conjunction with the artist Joan Jonas.”

Guy: “Joe Jonas? Isn’t he really popular right now?”

Me: “No, not Joe, Joan Jonas. She was part of the Fluxus movement but still does art now.”

Guy: “Yeah, I’ve heard of him. I don’t know much of his work but I hear a lot about him.”

I want to scream at this idiot.

Me:She has been around for quite some time and currently mentors this other artist, so they worked together on this. She makes some really amazing pieces.”

He then ignored me completely, went over to read the sign on the wall, and proceeded to explain the meaning behind the piece to his mother, getting absolutely every single thing wrong.

This wasn’t one of those pieces where the artist wanted everything to be open to interpretation; it had a very strong sociopolitical message and that’s why the artists wanted us there to explain it.

I just let the guy keep babbling about nonsense because he was clearly one of those geniuses who knows more about artworks his first time looking at them than the people who were literally trained by the artists themselves.

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