Unfiltered Story #105956

, , | Unfiltered | February 23, 2018

(Was working out in the gym. There were two ladies on exercise bikes and one guy seemed a little too interested.)

*guy approaches two women working out, with flirtatious eyebrows at the ready*

Woman 1: UH you might not want to come over here, dude. I just farted. It’s bad.

Guy: *looks horrified. leaves.*

Woman 2: OMG… did you really?

Woman 1: Psh. No.

Poopoo Away, Will You?

, , , , , , | Friendly | January 29, 2018

(I am working out in the gym. There are two ladies on exercise bikes, and one guy seems a little too interested. The guy approaches the two women, with flirtatious eyebrows at the ready.)

Woman #1: “Uh, you might not want to come over here, dude. I just farted. It’s bad.”

Guy: *looks horrified and leaves*

Woman #2: “Oh, my God… Did you really?”

Woman #1: “Psh. No.”