Lindsay Lohan Is Bad For Your Health
(A customer approaches the counter with a very thick accent.)
Customer: “Do you have the herpes?”
Me: “I’m sorry, what?”
Customer: “Do you have the herpes? For the kids?”
Me: “I… uh…”
Customer: “You know? The herpes? Beep beep? Lindsay Lohan?”
Me: “Oh! Yes! We have Herbie Fully Loaded with Lindsay Lohan. It’s rented out. Can I call you when it’s returned?”
Customer: “You call me when you have the Herpes, yes!”
(The movie is eventually returned. I call the customer to let him know. His wife answers.)
Me: “Hi, this is the movie you reserved was just returned.”
Caller: “Oh! The Herpes! I send my husband. The kids so happy!”
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