Stark Raving Mad
(An older customer walks in very quickly and glares at me.)
Me: “Good morning!”
Customer: “What does ‘winter is coming’ mean?!”
(The customer is referring to our ‘Game Of Thrones’ themed red wine window.)
Me: “Oh! It’s the tagline, sort of, to a very popular series of books and TV show.”
Customer: “Well, you should be shot in the head with a small derringer. It should read, ‘autumn is here; winter is near.'”
Me: “Well, it’s a pop culture reference and has been very successful for us. I’m not sure what your intention is, coming in here and telling me I should be shot.”
Customer: “WELL, DO YOU ONLY SELL WINE TO TRENDY PEOPLE?! I OWN AN ADVERTISING AGENCY! I’M TRYING TO HELP YOU!” *storms out*
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