(When it’s slow at work, some of us like to read the news.)
Coworker: “Hey, [My Name], you know the show Arthur?”
Me: “Yeah! I loved that show!”
Coworker: “They have an article about it on [Local News Website]. It said the show was kicked off PBS because there’s a gay character.”
Me: “What?! I didn’t know there was a gay character! Who was it, Buster? Binky?”
Coworker: “No, it was the teacher.”
Me: “Mr. Ratburn? I don’t remember him being gay.”
Coworker: “Yeah, it said he had a gay wedding, so the show was kicked off PBS.”
Me: “That’s shocking. You’d think in this day and age they’d be okay with a gay wedding. I guess maybe a lot of parents complained? Mr. Ratburn deserves to be happy; he deserves love, too!”
Manager: *in her office and can’t hear our conversation well* “Did you say Arthur was kicked off the show for being gay?”
Me: “No, she said the show was kicked off PBS because there was a gay wedding.”
Manager: “WHAT?! That’s not right!”
Assistant: “I’m going to look it up. What was this on, [Local News Website]?”
Coworker: “Yeah.”
Me: “I’m going to look it up, too.”
Manager: “I can’t believe they did that! You’d think they’d want to teach kids that being gay is okay!”
Assistant: “Oh. My. God. [Coworker], that’s not what happened!”
Coworker: “What do you mean?”
Assistant: “It says, ‘Arthur kicked off 22nd season on PBS with gay wedding.’”
Me: “Oh, my… [Coworker!]”
Coworker: “What?”
Me: “You read it wrong! The season was kicked off with a gay wedding! The show wasn’t kicked off the network!”
Coworker: “Oh, I guess I read it wrong.”
Me: “Hashtag ‘fake news.’”
Coworker: “I didn’t even know Arthur was still around.”
Me: “Me, neither.”
Manager: “Okay, what happened?”
Me: “[Coworker] was spreading fake news. Arthur is apparently still around and making new episodes. They started the new season with a gay wedding. The show wasn’t booted from PBS.”
(That made the slow period of the day go by a bit quicker, and we continued making jokes about the situation for the rest of the day.)