Coming Soon: My Big Fat Greek Divorce

| Kansas City, MO, USA | Uncategorized

(A man comes up to the box office with his wife.)

Customer: “Two tickets, please.”

Me: “Sure, what movie.”

(Male customer just points at his wife. She does not notice.)

Me: “Uh, sir, I need to know which movie you’d like to see.”

(Continues to just point at his wife.)

Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me.”

Customer: “She’s a Big, Fat, Greek Woman!”

Turn That Crown Upside Down

| Bellingham, WA, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Do you have a Crown Club Card?”

Customer: “Crown Club? More like Clown Club! What a worthless program!”

Me: “Actually, if you had a Club Card today, you would get a
coupon for a small popcorn for $1.”

Customer: “Where do I sign up?”

2-Dense

| Pennsylvania, USA | Uncategorized

Customer: “Hi, I would like 4 tickets for Avatar 3-D.”

Me: “I’m sorry sir, we don’t have projectors capable of 3-D. We are showing Avatar in traditional 2-D. Is that alright?”

Customer: “Oh, so no 3-D? Sure! Thanks for letting me know!”

Me: “No problem sir. That will be $31.50.”

(The customer pays for the 4 tickets.)

Me: “Thank you very much. Enjoy your show!”

Customer: “Thanks! Now where do we get our 2-D glasses?”