The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 4
I work at a very small theater. Since we have very limited space, we pretty much only carry the biggest movies — blockbusters and the like — and never get things like limited releases, documentaries, etc.
A woman in her fifties comes up to me.
Customer: “Are you getting [Movie]?”
Me: “Hmm, I’ve never heard of that one. Do you know when it was supposed to come out?”
Customer: “It’s a limited release, but I just know you’re going to get it because God told me!”
Me: “Ah, well, if it’s a limited release, we probably won’t get it. We have limited screens and usually only get the widest releases.”
Customer: “But [Movie] is important! It’s the new documentary from [Iranian-American alt-right conspiracy theorist], and it’s about how the election was stolen from [Former US President]! God told me that you’d be getting this documentary!”
Me: “Unfortunately, as I said, we typically don’t get those types of limited-release films or documentaries. We just don’t have the space.”
Customer: “Ack! You godless Jews WILL GET THE MOVIE! I AM A GOOD CHRISTIAN WOMAN AND GOD TOLD ME SO!”
Me: “…Well, I’m sorry, but we probably won’t.”
Customer: “Pfft! So much for freedom of speech!”
She turns and starts to walk away, and then she turns back.
Customer: “I hope [Former US President] kills you first when he takes back the office from Satan.”
Me: “That’s very Christian of you, ma’am, thank you.”
She wandered away. Thankfully, she was the only person who came in asking about that movie.
Related:
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets, Part 3
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets, Part 2
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets