(I’m working as the ticket tearer when two young kids come up and ask me a question.)

Kid #1: “Our parents were in a different movie. They said they would be out first, but they aren’t here. It’s been a long time.”

Me: “Okay, do you know what movie they saw?”

Kid #2: “It was the terrorists; they went to see the terrorists!”

Me: “Oh! The Tourist with Johnny Depp. That won’t get out for another ten minutes.”

Kid #1: “No, it was The Terrorist! They said there was bombs and gangsters so we had to see Tangled instead.”

Me: “Well, we don’t have that movie, so I’m sure it was the Tourist.”

(The kids walk away to wait. I overhear them.)

Kid #2: “What’s a tourist?”

Kid #1: “It must be the terrorists’ friends!”

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Customer: *with a strong French accent* “I would like a ticket to Paris, USA.”

(His friends are snickering.)

Me: “The one in Illinois or in Tennessee?”

Customer: *pauses* “What?”

Me: “Do you want Paris, IL, or Paris, TN?”

Customer: “How about Marseilles?”

Me: “Okay, Marseilles in Illinois or Ohio?”

Customer: “Berlin?”

Me: “So, Connecticut?”

Customer: “Moscow?”

Me: “Idaho?”

Customer: “You’re making that up.”

(I show him the screen for Moscow, Idaho.)

Customer: “Look, I was only pointing out that American movies always list the city and country for a location because you’re too d*** stupid to know that Paris is in France!”

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(I’m helping a middle-aged man carry the items he bought from the concession stand to his theater.)

Me: “So, who are you here with?”

Customer: “My son.”

(We walk into the theater, and the man sees his son.)

Customer: “Son, look what I brought you! A girl!”

(A mom, dad, and their son walk out of a 3D movie and are throwing their 3D glasses into the recycling bin.)

Son: “Can I keep my glasses?”

Mother: “No, we have to recycle them.”

Son: “What if I don’t?”

Mother: “Uh, well… then you go to purgatory!”

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Customer: “Are you on the show [TV show]?”

Me: “Pardon me?”

Customer: “You know the show [TV show]? Are you on it? Cause you really look like a character on it.”

Me: “No, I am sorry I am not.”

Customer: “Are you lying to me? I am pretty sure you are that girl from [TV show]!”

Me: “No, I work at [Coffee shop], not on a television show.”

(This went on until my manager had to step in.)

Manager: *sarcastically* “Yes she is on [TV show], she just likes to fly hundreds of kilometers back to Wasaga to work at [Coffee Shop] because she needs extra money.”

Customer: “I knew it!”

(Later on, she brought her boyfriend back and tried to convince me to give her an autograph.)

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