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Goblin-Flavored Icee

| MD, USA | Bizarre, Geeks Rule, Movies & TV, Popular

(Three teenagers, two girls and one boy, have paid for concessions and are walking toward the theatres.)

Girl #1: *clutching a gigantic Icee* “My precious…”

Girl #2: “Jenny, no! We talked about this!”

Girl #1: “Baggins… shire…”

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Not Getting Ant-sty Over Bad Puns

| NSW, Australia | Movies & TV, Puns

(I’m selling tickets/food/drink as a theatre cashier. A man (probably a dad) approaches the counter with five children in tow, and, grinning widely, states his request.)

Customer: “I’d like tickets for one man and five ants, please!”

Me: *deadpan* “So, that was one adult and five children to the 11:20 screening of Ant-Man?”

Customer: *crestfallen* “Yes… thank you.”

(I cracked a smile then; A+ for effort! Bad puns should not be encouraged though!)

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Don’t Get Owned By The Violence

| NSW, Australia | Movies & TV

(I am an usher, and wait at the back of the theater while the credits roll for ‘War Room’ (a religious film) as people exit, after which I can begin cleaning. All the patrons have left apart from two ladies. One lady refuses to leave and is dancing to the music. Her friend approaches me.)

Friend: “Great movie. It’s better than all your violent ones.”

Me: *chuckled* “I find it odd how all the violent films are inexplicably mine. Well, I’m glad you enjoyed it.”