Rated-R For Responsible
(A man bursts out of the theater playing an R-rated movie about 20 minutes into it, with a five- to seven-year-old kid.)
Customer: “I was just inside watching [Movie] and was shocked at what I saw on the screen. This is not appropriate for a young child!”
(I look at the little boy in tow and am somewhat surprised that they were allowed in by the staff, but also know we can’t keep some people out if they’re not disruptive.)
Me: “You took a young boy in to see [Movie]?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “So you know these are violent movies?!”
Customer: “You should have a sign or something on the poster warning people of the violence.”
Me: “I assure you, sir, we do!”
(He looks at me funny and I tell him to follow me. I take him to the lobby, bring him over to the poster, and point out the R-rating posted on the poster.)
Me: “There it is, right there, sir! “Not recommended for audiences under 17.” There’s your warning.”
(He sputters and his face gets even more red than it already was.)
Customer: “That’s not enough! You should personally make another, larger sign of warning and place it next to the poster!”
Me: “I’m not going to do that. Consider yourself an educated customer, for you learned something today about personal responsibility. See that you never forget it.”
(I fully expected him to demand a refund, which I would have given him, but he sputtered again angrily and left the lobby in a huff. It still amazes me how some parents expect strangers to protect their kids from certain things when the parents themselves aren’t willing to step up.)