You’ll Never Get That Ringing Out Of Your Ears
I have a landline phone which came with my apartment. I exclusively use my cellphone for all business, so all calls on the landline are scams.
I answer the phone one day.
Me: “Hello.”
Scammer #1: “Hi, I am [Scammer #1] from Microsoft and I am calling about your computer.”
I’m pretty sure his name is fake. I try to suppress my glee at this scam as they are my favorite to mess with.
Me: “Oh, dear, what is wrong?”
Scammer #1: “We are receiving signals from your computer about [some made-up issue that I don’t care to remember].”
Me: “Oh, give me a second to log into my PC. It will take me a second.”
He’s probably thinking he has an easy mark.
Scammer #1: “Sure, take your time.”
I mute my phone, log in to YouTube, and open my anti-scammer video. Then, I unmute the phone. As the scammer waits, I play a video of dial-up modem sounds.
Normally, that is where the story ends, but you probably noticed the “#1” in the scammer’s name.
The next day, the phone rings again.
Me: “Hello.”
This scammer has a different voice but gives the same name.
Scammer #2: “Hi, this is [Scammer #2] calling from Microsoft.”
Me: “Really, we are doing this again? I would have thought that after what I did yesterday I would be on your do-not-call list.” *Hangs up*
Let’s see if they call back tomorrow.