Are You Not From Around Here Or Something?
I’m a cashier at a retail furniture store, and I am bored out of my absolute mind since it is a weekday morning and the store is about as dead as I’ve ever seen it. Regardless, I’m at the counter probably trying to think of words that rhyme with “bucket” or some other absurdity, when this younger couple comes up with a couple of pillows and whatever else. I scan their items and start getting them in bags, and their total comes out to some odd dollars and six cents.
The guy pulls out his wallet and gets a $50 bill. They both go through their pockets and can’t find any change, so he just gives me the fifty.
Guy: “Man, this is why I hate stores. They always make you break stuff for no reason.”
I say something about how it’s a pain and make some joke about sales tax that I’ve used every day for a year. I start getting the guy his change — whatever dollars and 94 cents — and I count out loud as I’m getting the coins — 25, 50, 75, 85, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94 — and as I’m about to give it to him, he says:
Guy: “See what I mean, man? Look at all that change.”
And that’s where things get bizarre.
I give him his change and the receipt and tell him to have a good day.
Guy: “You realize you would’ve been better off giving me a dollar?”
I sort of give him a look and just explain.
Me: “I know carrying the coins around can be annoying, but the computers will tell the managers at the end of the night exactly how much is supposed to be in the drawer, and they throw a fit if it’s off at all, above or below what it’s supposed to be.”
Guy: “No, you just gave me more than a dollar in change for no reason.”
He balls his hand into a fist around the coins and starts shaking them like a maraca.
Me: *Confused* “Sir, I’m pretty certain I gave you the 94 cents I was supposed to.”
Guy: “Yeah, man, that’s more than a dollar.”
And he walked off.
I am befuddled.