It Hardly Seems Worth It At Either Price
I am an assistant manager at a budget store beside the quiet end of the busiest street in town. One day, while I’m helping my cashier check people out during a rush, I hear a question that almost always leads to suffering.
Customer: “Are these really $1.75? Everything around it was $8, so it looks like a really good deal.”
I glance over to the other register and recognize the woman asking the question. She’s been a problem almost every time she comes in, and she’s holding a pair of Marc Ecko slides that I know aren’t on sale. I see where this is going. I’m still ringing up customers when the shoes get scanned. My cashier gives her the bad news.
Cashier: “They’re ringing up at $8. Do you still want them?”
Customer: “But that’s not what the label said where they were hanging; that should be $1.75.”
She goes from asking to telling real quick — always a GREAT sign that this is going to turn to s***.
I’m called upon to check the price on the shelf. I finish ringing up my customer and have my cashier put the problem customer’s order on hold so she can ring people up until I get back.
I see the problem immediately.
Customer: “See?” *Points at the label* “They should be $1.75.”
Me: *Bewildered* “Ma’am, this label is for a different product entirely.”
These shoes were hanging from a peg. Any time we get new products, we either scrape off the old label from the peg or, if there aren’t too many old labels on it, we just put the new one on top. This section was redone earlier in the morning by the store manager.
Customer: “But the price says $1.75.”
Me: “Ma’am, this label is for dental floss. New labels were put up today; someone must have moved the label for these shoes.”
Customer: “So, how much are they, then?”
Me: “The Marc Eckos are $8.”
I suspect this woman saw the two-year-old floss label peeking out and removed the shoes’ label before checking out. This kind of thing has happened with her before, but we don’t have cameras, so we haven’t caught her yet.
Customer: “But that’s false advertising! You have to sell them for $1.75!”
Me: “No, ma’am, the product advertised by this label is a ninety-pack of little flossers, as is clearly written. These shoes cost $8.”
Customer: “So, can I have them for $1.75?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “How much are they, then?”
I can’t believe I have to repeat myself.
Me: “Those shoes are $8.”
Customer: “But that’s false advertising. The label says $1.75.”
I might be wasting time here, but she has more stuff in her basket than anyone who was in line. I figure that if I get stuck in an endless loop with this woman, nobody else will have to wait nearly as long as they would if she just finished checking out.
My answer doesn’t change.
Me: “That’s right, but the label also says these shoes are dental floss.”
Customer: “So…”
She pauses, perhaps realizing she won’t get anywhere with this.
Customer: “How much are the shoes?”
Me: “The shoes are $8.”
Customer: “But that’s false advertising!”
Me: “It would be if this was a ninety-pack of flossers. These are shoes, ma’am. You can still buy them, but they cost $8.”
She gives up.
Customer: “Fine, I’ll take them.”
When I head back up, my cashier asks me what happened.
Me: “The label was for floss, not shoes. We can’t bring it down.”
I helped clear out the last few people in line, and I could hear the woman complaining to her son about our “false advertising” as they finished checking out.
I think they filed a complaint the next day, but I’d already reported the ordeal to my boss. Corporate was on my side, and I never saw that customer again.