What In Carnation Are You Talking About?
(I’m alone in the shop. Most customers are polite and understand I can only serve one customer at a time. Every so often, someone will have a simple question that I can answer while helping someone else. That’s not a problem. This time, however, keep in mind this whole conversation with [Customer #2] happens while I’m trying to assist [Customer #1].)
Customer #1: Could I have these flowers wrapped, please?
Me: “Absolutely. Would you like—“
Customer #2: “Excuse me, could I just ask a question?”
Me: “Sure. What do you need?”
Customer #2: “Why are these flowers here $4.99 and those flowers over there are $2.99? What’s the difference?”
Me: “It’s the same kind of flower, but the marked-down ones are a little older, so we discounted them.” *to [Customer #1]* “Ma’am, would you like me to put—“
Customer #2: “Oh, so they’re OLDER. I should have known.” *indicating more flowers on the display, which is prominently labeled with signs that say “$4.99″* “Are these flowers $4.99, too?”
Me: “Yes, they are.”
Customer #2: *poking at more flowers on the same display* “What about these?”
Me: “Yes, all the flowers on that display are $4.99.” *to [Customer #1]* “Here you go. If you just step over to the register—“
Customer #2: “So they’re all $4.99?”
Me: “On that display, yes.”
Customer #2: “Why are your carnations on sale?”
Me: “Because we got a huge shipment of them and we’re trying to sell them while they’re still fresh, so you get a deal.”
Customer #2: “Hmph! Is that so?”
Me: “…Yes.”
Customer #2: “Hmm.” *eyes carnations suspiciously*
(I really wanted to say, “If I tell you something’s wrong with them like you seem determined to believe, will you leave me alone?”)