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A Guided Tour Of Cheapskates

, , , | Right | May 20, 2020

I work for a local historical society. We provide guides for historical tours of the cities for groups visiting. They have to provide their own bus.

Me: “[Historical Society], this is [My Name]. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I’m [Customer] from [Tour Company], and I’m calling about arranging a step-on guide.”

Me: “I’d be happy to help you get the ball rolling on this. I’ll need to collect a little information from you first.”

Customer: “I’ve already spoken to [Coworker] at the Visitor’s Center. She told me that the price is $10 a person, on my bus! That is outrageous! I wouldn’t pay that anywhere!”

This has been our set price for years, and we have never had any complaints.

Me: “Sir, I don’t know what to tell you. That is our price.”

Customer: “I’m going to be having four buses and we need a tour, and you are the only ones in the area that offer them! But that price is just too high!”

Me: “Since you have four buses, let me talk to my boss and see if we can cut you a special rate. Will you hold for a moment?”

Customer: “Yes.”

I place him on hold and talk to my boss, who tells me to quote him a price of $350 per bus.

Customer: “What?! This is ridiculous. I’m not willing to pay more than $2 per person!”

Me: “Then I’m afraid we won’t be able to provide guides for you.”

Customer: “How dare you?!” *Click*

The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, And Giving, And Giving…

, , , , | Right | May 18, 2020

It is about eight at night and our store closes in an hour. A customer comes up to my register and hands me one of our standard gift cards as a form of payment, and another strange-looking gift card that bears our company name, but is not a design that we have ever sold.

Me: “Okay, so your total comes to [total]. I’ll just take your gift cards here.”

Customer: “Okay.”

I scan in the first gift card, which is an electronic, paper gift card that is typically issued through email to customers directly from our store. This gift card goes through without any problems.

I pick up the strange-looking gift card and proceed to slide it through the card-reader slot on my keyboard. It won’t read the card.

Customer: “It went through the washer.”

Me: “Oh, okay.”

I keep trying to take the gift card by sliding it. When this doesn’t work, I try to scan the barcode on the back of the card, but my scanner won’t even read it. We are unable to manually type in the numbers of any gift card into our system. When we try, it tells us that we can’t do it. However, I attempt it anyway in an effort to make the customer happy. It doesn’t work.

Me: “Okay, so this gift card’s not working, so I’m just gonna call a manager over and see if they can help me with this or force the machine to take it.”

The customer doesn’t respond, but I proceed to call for a manager. I have to do this several times, as we have gotten suddenly busy in the store. As I am waiting for a manager to come and help me, the customer starts to get a bit angry and speaks up.

Customer: “Can’t you just call the number on the back of the card?”

I am looking around frantically for the manager.

Me: “I can definitely try it.”

I pick up the phone that is in front of my register and proceed to dial the number shown on the back of the gift card. When the call goes through, I am launched into a five-minute-long recording about winning a trip to the Bahamas. The bad part is that I cannot press “0” to speak to someone, as pressing any key on the phone will cause me to accept the trip to the Bahamas. Therefore, I have to wait until it gives me the opportunity to speak with an agent.

Customer: “Are you on hold?”

Me: “Yeah, I’m on hold.”

As I am waiting for the recording about the Bahamas to finish, a manager FINALLY comes over and asks what the problem is. I explain the situation to him, and he seems a bit confused.

Manager: *To the customer* “Where did you get this gift card?”

The customer is acting as if it should be obvious.

Customer: “I got it from [Strange Website].”

Manager: “Okay.”

Customer: “I just want her to call someone and take care of this issue.”

Manager: “That’s who she’s on the phone with right now.”

Customer: “I want her to call someone and get this taken care of.”

Manager: “They’re probably closed for the night. I doubt that you’ll get through at this time of night.”

I remain on the phone anyway, as I don’t want to make the customer even more angry than he already is. The customer is silent, and the manager tries running the gift card in every way possible, and it won’t register. He finally gives up.

Manager: “Yeah, she’s just gonna have to have them issue you a new one, because this one’s not working.”

Customer: “Okay, well, can you at least check the balance on this gift card?”

The manager tries to use the gift card balance inquiry function on the register but is still unable to scan the gift card to retrieve the amount.

Manager: “It won’t let me scan the card.”

Customer: “But can you at least check the balance on the card?”

Manager: “No, it’s not working. But she can check that for you while she’s on the phone.”

Customer: “Okay.”

Meanwhile, I am STILL on the phone listening to the advertisement about winning a trip to the Bahamas. The phone finally tells me to press “1” to speak to an agent, which I do.

Customer: “Can’t you call someone and have them fix this?”

Me: “Yes, I’m on the phone with them right now.”

Customer: “Well, can’t you just call someone about this?”

Me: “Yes, I’m trying to do that right now.”

The customer doesn’t want to wait any longer for the phone call to go through, so he finally gets mad.

Customer: “Okay, you know what? Take this [more expensive item] off, and I’ll just get this!”

He points to the cheaper item.

Me: “Okay. Since I already took your first gift card, I’ll have to call the manager back over here so I can void out the transaction and start again.”

The customer says nothing.

Me: “[Manager], can you come back up to my register, please?”

The manager comes back up.

Me: “I just need you to void this out for me since I already took one of his gift cards and he doesn’t want the other item.”

The manager seems confused, but he voids out the transaction anyway.

Manager: “You’re good to go.”

Me: “Thanks.”

I start re-ringing the transaction.

Me: “Okay, so, I’ll put this back, and just ring this up.”

That’s what I do.

Me: “Your total comes to [total].”

I take the customer’s paper gift card, which is now enough to cover the transaction. He still has some money left over on the gift card, so I hand it back to him.

Me: “Okay, so, it looks like you still have [amount] left on this card.”

Customer: “Okay.”

The register prints out his receipt, which I grab and place in the bag. As I hand him the bag:

Me: “Have a good night.”

The customer left without saying anything.

Related:
The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 12
The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 11
The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 10

A Little Flu Jab Of Kindness

, , , , , , , | Right | May 15, 2020

I am seventeen, living away from home during high school. I contract the flu, so I go to the pharmacy and they prescribe me Tamiflu.

Because I am out of state, my insurance doesn’t cover it. The woman behind the counter says it will cost $100. I am already emotional because I am sick and away from home. I know my mom would pay for the medication, but it would be tight. I start crying by the counter.

The lady who filled my prescription hands me tissues and says she is sorry, but she can’t do anything about the cost. I fill the prescription and sit down in the waiting area.

A couple of minutes later, the woman comes over to me and says, “I went looking in our database, and I found a coupon for your medication. It will only cost you $40.”

I will never forget her kindness in my time of need.


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Some Customers Never Change

, , , | Right | May 14, 2020

I am just starting my shift. We only have $150 in our registers and most of it is in change. I ring through my first customer.

Me: “Okay, your total is [total].”

The customer pulls out a $100 bill.

Customer: “I don’t want any small change, and hurry up; I’m late for work!”

Me: “Sorry, ma’am, I’m going to have to call my supervisor. I don’t have that many bills in my register.”

Customer: “All right, but tell her to hurry; I’m late for work.”

I call my supervisor and explain the situation. She takes the $100 and goes to get change from in the back. Meanwhile, I call my coworker to deal with the line that’s forming behind this customer. 

Customer: “He has bills in his till; why can’t you just take it from there?”

I explain that, due to company policy, cashiers aren’t allowed to buy from the other registers without the supervisor’s permission. My supervisor then arrives with the change in the form of $10 bills. 

Customer: “No, I don’t want it in tens! Oh, my God, I’m late for work!” 

We end up buying her change from the other register and the customer proceeds on her way. 

Coworker: “Did she seriously do that over three items?”

Me: “Yep.”

Coworker: “It’s going to be one of those days, isn’t it?”

The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 12

, , , , | Right | May 13, 2020

The cashier has efficiently tallied a customer’s items and presented her with the final total to be paid.

Customer: “I want to use my gift card to pay for this.”

Cashier: “Okay.”

The cashier runs the card through the reader.

Cashier: “Uh, sorry, the card doesn’t seem to work. Have you used this card before?”

Customer: “No, I don’t think so. Can you run it again?”

The cashier runs it through the reader several times. No luck.

Cashier: “Let me get a manager.”

The manager tries running the card and it won’t read, so he keys in the card number into the register and is able to read the card.

Manager: “Your card only has [amount] left. You’ll need to pay the $0.47 difference to purchase your items.”

Customer: “Really? I don’t remember using this gift card before.” *Checks wallet* “I don’t have any money; let me charge it on my credit card.”

As I am the next customer, I just speak up.

Me: “Here’s a dollar. I’ll pay the difference. I gotta get home today.”

Customer: “Why thank you. That is so nice of you!”

Twenty minutes after I’d gotten in line, I was freed from the checkout line and heading home!

Related:
The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 11
The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 10
The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 9