Unfiltered Story #157560

, , , | Unfiltered | July 13, 2019

I work maintenance for the local mall and one day I was painting one of our barricades blue. (We build barricades to cover up store that have left)

Me: *standing on lift painting*
Mall Customer: “Really? Light Blue?”
Me: “Yup”
Customer: “Why the hell would you choose such a horrid color?”
Me: “I’m Sorry?”
Customer: “That blue is offensively bright, why would you choose such a disgusting color?”
Me: “I didn’t sir, the owner of the mall and the people working in administration select the colors, it is just my job to paint the wall in the color they provide me”
Customer: “Well you should get a different color.”
Me: “I cannot sir, this is the color designated to this barricade, I’m sorry if it offends you, but there is nothing I can do about it.”

The Customer then storms off and starts yelling at guest services about it until security persuaded him to leave the mall.

Overdone And Under-Thought

, , , , , | Right | January 17, 2018

Me: “What can I get for you today?”

Customer: “I want the grilled chicken dinner.”

Me: “Okay, what two sides would you like?”

Customer: “Cook the chicken twice.”

Me: “I don’t understand; you want it well done?”

Customer: “NO. Cook it twice.”

Me: “Okay… What two sides do you want?”

Customer: “Fries and corn.”

(I go to the kitchen and tell the cook just to over cook it after I explain the situation. He shakes his head and mutters, “Idiot,” under his breath. When the food is ready I take it out to the customer. After about five minutes I go back to check on her)

Customer: “The chicken is perfect!”

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