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Pass(word) The Buck

, , , , | Right | November 10, 2010

Customer: “I hear you are the go-to girl for computer problems.”

Me: “Yes, I am.” *I scoot over to the computer* “What’s the problem?”

Customer: “I can’t remember my password.”

Me: “I don’t know your password.”

Customer: “So they lied when they told me you knew everything about the computers?”


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H2Slow, Part 3

, , , , | Right | November 8, 2010

Caller: “I was just wondering if my credit card will work the same in Hawaii as it does here?”

Me: “Well, Hawaii is part of the US, so it should.”

Caller: “I know. I was just making sure since we’d be flying over a body of water.”


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Happy Hour, Right Day, Wrong Year

, , , , | Right | October 10, 2010

Customer: “Is it true that you give out free drinks on people’s birthdays?”

Me: “It’s true we’ll give you one free drink, yes, but I need to see your ID to confirm it’s your birthday.”

Customer: *hands over ID*

Me: “Yeah, it’s your birthday. Pity you can’t legally drink ’til your next one.”


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Tech Support Is Rendered Fruitless

, , , , , | Right | September 16, 2010

Customer: “My computer has fruit in it!”

Me: “Like what?”

Customer: “Every time I turn my computer on, it has a fruit in it.”

Me: “You mean an apple?”

Customer: “Yeah, I guess.”

Me: “That means you have that brand of computer. Do you need anything else, ma’am?”

Customer: “Well, I don’t really like apples. Can I get a cantaloupe on it, instead?”


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Not Quite An Eggs-pert

, , , , | Right | September 6, 2010

Me: “Oh, what kind of pet do you have?

Customer: “Parakeets. I think one of them is pregnant. I saw them having sex the other day.”

Me: “Birds don’t get pregnant, they lay eggs. In fact, I used to have a female parakeet that would lay eggs all the time.”

Customer: “Did they ever hatch?”

Me: “No, she lived by herself, so they weren’t fertilized.”

Customer: “Oh, is that what the male is for?”


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