Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 29
A couple comes to the counter buying baby clothes. The woman is pregnant — VERY pregnant. As a mother of three myself, I can tell she’s only weeks away from the big day!
Me: “These clothes are so cute! Congratulations to you both!”
The father-to-be speaks out excitedly.
Father: “Thanks! We know we have some time, but we thought we’d get a head start on buying what we need.”
I am a little confused by the comment, “…we have some time…” but I don’t press it. However, the mother-to-be is looking a bit nervous.
Father: “Yeah, we have so much to do! Luckily, she isn’t due for another three months or so, so we should have time.”
I look at the mother again. Maybe it’s twins? Triplets?
Father: “I came back from tour to be here for the baby! They gave me three months leave! Can you believe it?!”
The mother-to-be is now just staring at the floor, looking very red.
Mother: “Honey, come on. I know you’re excited, but you don’t have to talk to everyone about it.”
Father: *To the mother* “Ha! You’re right.” *To me* “Sorry for talking your ears off!”
Me: “Well… thank you for your service. Let me get you a military discount on that.”
Father: “Thanks so much! I also saw you sold baby carriers, but they’re kind of pricey. Will they go on sale soon?”
Me: “I can apply a coupon to that for you, sir. Half price!”
Father: “Oh, for real? You won’t get into trouble? I don’t mind waiting for it to go on sale.”
Me: “No, sir, I would recommend buying it sooner. Much sooner.”
They bought the baby carrier, too. I really hope that when the baby comes “three months early” the father can do the math!
Related:
Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 28
Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 27
Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 26
Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 25
Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 24