Dragonball USB

, , , | Right | August 29, 2017

(I’m opening the store when one of our local druggies approaches me.)

Him: “’Ello Darlin’, mind if I bother you while I wait for the bank to open?”

Me: “Yeah, sure, no problem. Do you need me to help you find anything?”

Him: “No, you’re not going to have a job soon, though.”

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Him: “DVDs are a failing market, man, everything is going to be sold on USBs. People won’t want DVDs anymore.”

Me: “But… wouldn’t I be selling the USBs then?”

Him: “…yes. But the market will fail and you won’t have a job because the economy is terrible. I don’t believe in money though, it’s just a thing made up by the government.” *spots a DVD that takes his fancy* “Oh Dragonball Z! Sick! Now that’s something, that is real man, seriously we are in the Dragonball universe right now.”

Me: *sculls coffee*

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