Some Scams Are Single-Use
I work as a registered nurse in a county mental health clinic, and that has its own brand of nonsense.
I’m taking a phone call.
Me: “Hi, this is [My Name]. Can I help you?”
Patient: “I need my [prescription] called in early. I’m going to California because my dad died, and the pharmacist says I need an override from you to get it filled.”
Me: “Sorry to hear your dad died. All I can really do is call in the prescription for you, but it’s up to your insurance as to whether they’ll pay early or not. What’s your name?”
Patient: “Just call it in! G**d***!”
Me: “You have to give me your name; otherwise, I can’t do anything.”
Patient: “I’m not giving you my name! Just call in a prescription for [medication] and have it ready!”
Me: “No name, no prescription, sir. We legally cannot give out pills without a name and an account to attach it to.”
Patient: “I don’t care what you have to do; just make it happen. My dad is dead!“
The patient huffs loudly, and then I hear a male voice in the background saying, “Shut UP!”
I’m starting to get suspicious.
Me: “Hey! This story sounds familiar… Are you [Patient]? Because if you are, you must have more than one dad because you called with this same story about six months ago! And two more times before that! How many dads do you have? And if you are [Patient], there’s no way I’m calling it in early for you.”
Patient: “F*** YOU, B****!” *Click*
I just laughed and went back to charting. Sometimes you get those people who want extra meds but only have one go-to scam. Too bad he wouldn’t give me his name, or I could have added a note to his chart about having his fourth dad die.