(I’m having very specific pain in my lower left abdomen and feeling very sick along with it. I miss class on Monday and come in the same day to see they are no longer taking patients, so I come back on Tuesday. This is after the nurse has checked me in and taken all my vitals and I’m finally seeing the doctor.)
Doctor: “What brings you in today?”
Me: “Well, I’ve got a pain right here that I’ve had for a while on and off. But, the last couple of days, it’s been feeling worse and I’ve been feeling very nauseous. It got so bad that I had to miss class yesterday because I didn’t feel like I could make it through four and a half hours without vomiting.”
Doctor: “Oh, are you here for a doctor’s note?”
Me: “Well,partially but I’m still feeling very sick and I want to know what this pain is.”
Doctor: “Is there any possibility that you’re pregnant?”
Me: “No.”
Doctor: “When was your last period?”
Me: “Thursday… no, Friday, two weeks ago.”
Doctor: “Well, we’re not outfitted here to really check any abdominal pain. You’d have to go to the hospital for some sort of blood work or ultrasound.”
Me: “Oh, well, I—”
Doctor: “I mean I could feel around on your stomach but it’s not going to give you a diagnosis.”
Me: “Yeah but is there anything it could possibly be?”
Doctor: “It could be something tubal.”
(I have no clue what she means by this so I just carry on asking about other things)
Me: Could it be an ulcer? I get heartburn like every day and really intensely?
Doctor: “No, that’s really low for an ulcer. Like I was saying, it could be a tubal pregnancy.”
(I gave her a look of pure exasperation because I’d already told her enough to rule that out.)
Me: “No, it’s not that. Because it’s BEEN a WHILE. And I’ve been getting regular periods ever since.”
Doctor: “Oh, well, it could be kidney stones but you usually feel that more on your back, I can’t do much for you here. [Hospital] has an urgent care unit, if you’d like to go there.”
(At this point, I’m sweaty, frustrated and feeling even sicker than when I came in and just want to get out of there but I realize she’s forgotten the doctor’s note.)
Me: “Uhh, could I have that doctor’s note?”
Doctor: “Oh, umm, yeah, hold on.” *walks out of room and says to nurse* “I sent her on to urgent care but she still wants a doctor’s note.” *writes out note* “Here you go.”
Me: “Thanks…”
(She wrote the note to excuse me for Wednesday, despite me telling her I missed classed Monday but I didn’t catch it until I got home. I went to a different doctor and got diagnosed with diverticulitis, which has the EXACT symptoms I was complaining about to the other doctor!)