I work in a souvenir shop in an arctic settlement, and we get a lot of fun questions. It is July, and a tourist approaches me.
Customer: “When in the evening can we expect the northern lights?”
Me: “Well, we are in summer, so we have the midnight sun up here. There is no darkness, so certainly no northern lights for several months.”
Customer: “No… northern lights? What kind of place is this? This is the north!”
Honestly, to visit us, you have to charter a rather expensive tour, as we’re quite far north and we’re more of a scientific community than a real town. We have 200 people here in the summer and only about thirty-five in the winter. I’m surprised the tourist is confused by this, considering the effort it takes to get to us.
Me: “Well, we’re actually a very small science community.”
Customer: “I thought this was a mining town? Have the fumes from the mines messed with your head?”
Ah, so they did read some part of the guidebook! This place used to be a mining town back in the first half of the 1900s, but I have a feeling anything I say at this point is going to fall on deaf ears.
Me: “You’re right, madam. It’s been tough on me. This is why you don’t see any children here; they’re all working in the mines, but if they make it to their eighteenth birthday, they’ll be allowed to come work in the souvenir store. I’m so happy that I survived!”
The customer just snorted and stomped off back to her tour group. The way I see it, if she accuses me of being messed in the head, then I am free to mess with hers.