I sell stuff for display in retail stores, such as risers. A customer inquires, so I send them an inventory list that clearly shows that I have about twenty cylinder risers and thirty cube risers of various heights and finishes. They order six cubes all in the same height and finish.
I have them sent to the customer, and I get a call when they arrive.
Customer: “You sent me the wrong ones!”
I check the emails between us and check with the warehouse, and everything is in order. I assume it can only be a factory mistake.
Me: “I can’t identify the problem, but we’ll send the right cubes immediately at our cost, and I’ll have the other ones picked up, as well.”
Just to make sure, I get my factory to open the boxes we are sending and make sure they are the right forms.
When they get them two days later, they call back again.
Customer: *Screaming* “You sent me the wrong ones again! Are you inept or just stupid?”
Me: *Holding my tongue* “I don’t understand. I had the warehouse check the boxes and make sure the cubes were, in fact, the cubes you requested.”
Customer: “Well, I don’t want the square cubes. I want the round cubes.”