When The Vacuum Of Space Exists In Someone’s Head
Customer: “I’m looking for some astronology books for my son.”
Me: “Sir, you mean like space and stars?”
Customer: “Yeah, that one. It’s for school. But nothing too lefty.”
Me: “Lefty?”
Customer: “Yeah, nothing that tries to say God doesn’t exist.”
Me: “I’m sure most of the astronomy books will just focus on the science.”
Customer: “See! That’s what I mean! There won’t be no science in my house!”
And with that he stalked off, looking at his phone that science made.