One Can Never Assume With Math
I’m working my checkout lane, and one of my college classmates is in line just behind my current customer. My classmate also happens to be Asian-American.
Customer: “I have a coupon for that pasta sauce.”
She has two different types of pasta sauce at different prices: three more expensive and four cheaper.
Me: “I’ll apply it to one of the more expensive ones.”
Customer: “No, you’ll apply it to all of them!”
Me: “I’m afraid it’s one coupon per item, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, I have four coupons! Use them all!”
My classmate speaks up.
Classmate: “Ma’am, I have one of those coupons you can use; I won’t use it.”
The customer accepts, and I thank my classmate.
Me: *To my classmate* “I bet you can calculate what the discount will be when I apply all of these coupons before the register does, huh?”
Customer: *To me* “How racist! Just because he’s Asian, he must be good at math?!”
Me: “Uh… no, ma’am, because he’s the captain of our mathlete team.”
Customer: “Well… it’s still rude to assume!”
Classmate: “She didn’t assume anything. You are the one who assumed she was being racist. Oh, and the discount if applied to the most expensive items first will be [correct amount].”
The register confirmed this, and the customer paid, leaving red-faced. She complained about me, and now we have the store rule to not acknowledge people we know as customers in front of other customers.