I’ll Pay You For Non-Service
(The gas station I work for has two full-service pumps. We often have to tell our patrons this, and that if they want to pump their own gas, they need to move. My coworker gets a customer at one of these pumps, and he obviously doesn’t speak very good English.)
Coworker: “Hi, there. Would you like full service?”
(The customer doesn’t understand and continues to try to pump his own gas.)
Coworker: “Sir, this pump is full-service only, and I need to pump for you, or you need to move.”
(The customer is frustrated at this point.)
Customer: “Here two dollar. You go away.”
(Still unsure if he ever got his gas.)