(I work in a coffee shop situated on a strip of psychic shops in a downtown “witch city.” It is one of our busiest days.)
Customer: *cutting to the front of the line* “I have a question.”
Me: *continuing to make drinks* “Okay, shoot.”
Customer: “What are the hours of the psychic shop next door?”
(Baffled because the hours of said shop are in enormous white lettering on the shop window, I just look at her.)
Customer: “Well?”
Me: “I’m sorry. I don’t know off the top of my head, but if you—”
Customer: *loudly* “What do you mean you don’t know?”
Me: “I’m s—”
Customer: “HOW CAN YOU WORK NEXT DOOR AND NOT KNOW?!”
Me: *fed up at this point and trying to finish orders and get other people served* “I just don’t! But if you look on the window, I’m sure the hours will be there.”
(The woman starts to storm off.)
Me: *calling after her* “I’m sorry, but I’m not psychic!”