When Employees Have 20/100 Vision
I’ve been selling gourmet chocolate treats at our public market shop for more than three years without incident when I encounter a less-than-talented scammer determined to save money by less-than-honest means.
Scammer: “What’s the best deal?”
Me: “This bag of assorted chocolates at $14 each.”
With his right hand, he pulls a $20 bill from his wallet.
Scammer: “Can I get two bags for $20?”
Woah! That’s an $8 savings on an already discounted product. We’re not authorized to offer that kind of savings, however.
Me: “Two would be $28, but there’s a $2 discount for buying two together, a total of $26.”
The scammer adds a five to go along with his twenty, now holding $25 in his right hand.
Scammer: “That’s all I’ve got.”
Now he’s only a dollar short, but my employer allows no price negotiations, so I’m about to decline his offer… and then I see that the wallet in his left hand clearly has a $100 bill sticking out. Busted!
Me: *Brightly* “Good news, sir! I can make change for a $100!”
He somehow located another five, and I gave him his two bags of chocolates and $4 in change.
I filled his order for the proper amount and did not need to publicly accuse him of trying a feeble scam. That’s a win-win in my book!